You've got the cute plushy, the RPG, the CCG, the statue, you even bought one of the books. Now, at least, you can get Cthulhu, the plastic figure. He's evil, he devours humans, and wants to destroy the world, and he would look so cute next to your computer perched on your bookshelf. For the first time ever, limited production.

From H. P. Lovecraft's short story "The Call of Cthulhu"