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Guide to Disposing of the Corpse
(a)So death has left you a stiffy?
Did you like the deceased? if YES, dump it in the river, if NO go to (b)
(b)Do bugs bother you? If YES, burn it in the flames (NOTE: This can be a bit of a shock if the deceased isn't quite dead yet.) If NO, go to (c)
(c)Are you hungry? If NO, bury it, which results in it being eaten up by weevils and maggots. If YES, go to (d)
(d)You've got an Eater! You can simply grill, or use the included recipe. Remember, if you feel guilty after your meal, you can always throw up in the grave afterwards. |
