Description: Zombie Insurance
Breathe easy with lifetime coverage for zombie-related incidents.
We've made it easy and affordable to enjoy the benefits of full coverage zombie insurance for life. In fact, zombie insurance is so affordable and beneficial that it makes a great gift.
You will receive your insurance card, proof of insurance certificate (with room for your name), and "Protected By" window decal to ward off potential zombie attacks.
Zombie Insurance is simple and necessary. Zombie attacks have been on the rise for years, so it is important to be prepared. It will save you both time and money if you need to repair your house, replace your stuff, or fix your car after the zombies come through your neighborhood.