They actually wanted to make this a card in 8th to go with that theme of one card from every set but couldn't find a way to make the card legitimately serious. Barren Glory, I suppose, was their answer for that.

  -- By Anonymous from Tampa, FL on February 25, 2011

Is anyone else thinking mono-white artifacts with a turn five world slayer turn six you equip and attack destroy everything and on turn seven you play the cheese stands alone! near win! now if you could only get rid of your hand...

  -- By George from Paxton MA USA on October 12, 2010

so i can have 8 barren glorys in mah deck. awesome.

  -- By anders from tennessee on September 20, 2009

Cheese + Armageddon = Win.

  -- By Anthony Barrett from Indiana on August 19, 2009

my all time favorite card. mostly because it's funny to see people's faces when they lose to a giant cheese wedge. basically all you need to do to win is to get a jokulhaups and a tireless tribe or something similar and you are unstoppable. BEST CARD EVER!

  -- By crazedllama from Layton, ut on April 26, 2009

I'm not really sure why this is in Unglued: Barren Glory is pretty much exactly the same. That being said, getting NO cards in hand and NO other cards on the field isn't impossible, but it comes close. I guess some combination of Wrath of Gods and Armageddons might work.

  -- By greg from Atlanta on April 10, 2009

Play the cheese stands alone with Opalescence (making it a creature). Play a myriad of cards from visions that phase out creatures and apocalypse (which makes you discards your hand, and removes everything from the game) You win during your untap phase when the cheese comes back.

  -- By Ken from Magicland, USA on July 17, 2007

Seriously, if this is the only enchantment you have in play, and the only card in your hand is Jokulhaups, you win. Jokulhaups buries all creatures, lands, and artifacts. Basically, "Hey, I win, you lose, end of story."

  -- By Kuile Gyle from My house yo on January 19, 2007

Hoo ha this card rocks almost as much as me! Duff Man oh ya!

  -- By Duff Man Hoo Ha from Springfield, ?? USA on January 24, 2004

Well YewsewPunk, Armageddon would solve that

  -- By Mike from New York on November 10, 2002

i have this card its pretty funny, and if someone doesnt catch the fact that mana is in play, then use it, but technicly, you cant use it, because you cant put it out without mana right? well mana is in play, so you cant use it, even if all your cards are in your graveyard except the cheese and mana, you still cant use it, but i give it this, its a funny card, i jsut keep it for laughs

  -- By YewsewPunk from A place where we like to play with Krazy glue. on July 22, 2002

*agrees with above peeps* excellent card. kinda cheap tho, i mean, you'd be pi$$ed if someone used it on you! still good card :P

  -- By Anonymous from The Dark Side of the Moon on April 02, 2002

Sweet card, sweet name, I think it speaks for itself

  -- By goat from dallas texas on March 20, 2002

Best card ever...(trails off into some mumbling)...Have won many games without this...(more mumbling)...*-snore-*.

  -- By Time Twister from Coburg, OR. USA on March 14, 2002