Why bother? It's not like you'll have time to install it. You could try shoving it under the kitchen sink, but really, why would you want to......
The Black Beast of Aaaarrrggghhhh is the latest innovation to spew forth from Toy Vault's Department of Bloody Nasty Beasts. After lab testing into the Beast's household waste disposal potential showed promising results. Toy Vault's CEO gave researchers the go-ahead to market the Beasts (okay, actually he said "I don't care what you do with them, just get them out of the company cafeteria before they eat another chef!" At Toy Vault, this is considered an enthusiastic endorsement. Not wishing to a repeat of the ugly Exploding Penguins litigation incident, however, we suggest that you fill in the accompanying warranty with all due haste. Remember, once the hand tag is removed, you may not have much time....)
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