The Cheese Stands Alone

They actually wanted to make this a card in 8th to go with that theme of one card from every set but couldn't find a way to make the card legitimately serious. Barren Glory, I suppose, was their answer for that.

Is anyone else thinking mono-white artifacts with a turn five world slayer turn six you equip and attack destroy everything and on turn seven you play the cheese stands alone! near win! now if you could only get rid of your hand...

so i can have 8 barren glorys in mah deck. awesome.

Cheese + Armageddon = Win.

my all time favorite card. mostly because it's funny to see people's faces when they lose to a giant cheese wedge. basically all you need to do to win is to get a jokulhaups and a tireless tribe or something similar and you are unstoppable. BEST CARD EVER!!!

I'm not really sure why this is in Unglued: Barren Glory is pretty much exactly the same. That being said, getting NO cards in hand and NO other cards on the field isn't impossible, but it comes close. I guess some combination of Wrath of Gods and Armageddons might work.

Play the cheese stands alone with Opalescence (making it a creature). Play a myriad of cards from visions that phase out creatures and apocalypse (which makes you discards your hand, and removes everything from the game) You win during your untap phase when the cheese comes back.

Seriously, if this is the only enchantment you have in play, and the only card in your hand is Jokulhaups, you win.


Jokulhaups buries all creatures, lands, and artifacts. Basically, "Hey, I win, you lose, end of story."

Hoo ha this card rocks almost as much as me! Duff Man oh ya!

Well YewsewPunk, Armageddon would solve that

*agrees with above peeps*
excellent card. kinda cheap tho, i mean, you'd be pi$$ed if someone used it on you!

still good card :P

Sweet card, sweet name, I think it speaks for itself

Best card ever...(trails off into some mumbling)...Have won many games without this...(more mumbling)...*-snore-*.

i have this card its pretty funny, and if someone doesnt catch the fact that mana is in play, then use it, but technicly, you cant use it, because you cant put it out without mana right? well mana is in play, so you cant use it, even if all your cards are in your graveyard except the cheese and mana, you still cant use it, but i give it this, its a funny card, i jsut keep it for laughs